Internet Service Provider
bway.net

Site Design
Neil Boemio

Site Creation
Neil Boemio

Site Direction
Neil Boemio

HTML Coding
Neil Boemio

Executive Producer
Neil Boemio

CGI Programming
Neil Boemio

Additional CGI Programming
Stolen by Neil Boemio

Graphics
Neil Boemio

Additional Graphics
Stolen by Neil Boemio

Assistant to Mr. Neil Boemio
Pepsi Cola Company

Hair Stylist
Neil Boemio

Wardrobe
The Gap

Majority of Music & Sound
Stolen by Neil Boemio

"Please Sign my Guestbook"
Performed by Neil Boemio

"Check out these Cool Links"
Performed by Neil Boemio

Lighting
God

Source of Income
Financial Guaranty Insurance Company

Source of Education
New York University

Make-Up
Max Factor

Too Much Make-Up
Tammy Faye Baker

Key Grip
Neil Boemio

Dolly Grip
Neil Boemio

Poli-Grip
Martha Raye

Kung-Fu Grip
G.I. Joe

What the Hell is a Grip?
Person responsible for maintenance and adjustment to equipment on the web site

Famous Country & Western Singer
Dolly Parton

Cable Installation
Between 8 a.m. and 5 p.m.

Topping for Brownies
1/2 cup butter
3 squares butter chocolate, melted
2 1/2 cups confectioners sugar
1 or 2 teaspoons cinnamon (optional)
2 egg yolks, beaten
Cream butter until light and lemon coloured.
Gradually add sugar and egg yolks.
Add chocolate.

Author of "A Tale of Two Cities"
Charles Dickens

Interesting Fact
Baseball Superstar, Darryl Strawberry, spends his winters thinking up new excuses

In Case of Tornado
South-West Corner of Basement

Notes

The creation of this site would not have been possible without the daily participation of the McDonald's Corporation and the Pepsi Cola Company.

This site was created in Hartsdale before a live studio audience.

The maker of this web site consumed mass quantities of pizza, hamburgers, cold cuts, and Pepsi during the production. He never used drugs and has no intention of doing so in the future. Say "no" to drugs and have a long and happy life.

Legal Stuff

In accordance with the American Human Association, no animals were hurt, killed, maimed, mutilated, mangled, marred, damaged, defaced, dismembered, disfigured, crippled, or injured in any way during the making of this web site.

This web site is protected under the laws of the United States and other countries. Unauthorized duplication, distribution, or exhibition may result in civil liability or criminal prosecution. So there.

The material in this site could include technical inaccuracies or typographical errors. Neil's Place may make changes or improvements at any time. The materials in this site are provided "AS IS" and without warranties of any kind either expressed or implied, to the fullest extent permissible pursuant to applicable law, Neil's Place disclaims all warranties or merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose. Neil's Place does not warrant that the functions contained in the material will be uninterrupted or error-free, that defects will be corrected, or that this site or the server that makes it available are free of viruses or other harmful components. Neil's Place does not warrant or make any representations regarding the use of or the result of the use of the material in this site in terms of their correctness, accuracy, reliability, or otherwise. You (and not me) assume the entire cost of all necessary servicing, repair or correction. The above exclusion may not apply to you, to the extent that applicable law may not allow the exclusion of implied warranties.

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