Date: Tue, 27 Jan 1998 11:28:58 -0500 (EST)
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To: NYCgoth-L@necronomi.com
From: natalia@bway.net (Natalia Lincoln)
Subject: Re: about meow....
Tell us all about yourself!
>Full name: Alexander the Great and Stupid
>Nicknames: Alex, Phallex, Crat, Stupid
>What I look like: Big brown marbled tabby with white paws and nose. A burgeoning paunch. Green eyes with an illusory light of intelligence.
>Parents: Two howling predators in an alley ("RRRRAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWWOOOOWWWW!!") interrupted by a flying shoe ("Gidadda heah!")
>Siblings: At least six, most of whom I remember as wet, shrieking little bundles stumbling towards the scent of milk
>School: The Stray-Cat Dojo of the Streets
>Pets: Two total suckers who keep me in kibble and cat toys
>Job: Sleeping, eating, looking cute and digging in my cat box
>Hobbies: See "Job"
>Bestest friends: My food bowl. My cat box. Crumpled-up pieces of paper that rattle when I bat them. Random bottlecaps. Shadows on the wall.
>Best Advice: I can't give advice. I'm too stupid. :)
>Words or phrases you use too much: Meow
>Non sport game in which you excel: I have no testicles. What do you want from me?
>Non sport game you enjoy: In fact, due to my euniqueness, I am forced to rely on the occasional bite of cheese to achieve orgasm. Sometimes a really good rude bath will do, too, but I can't count on it.
>Dream car/mode of transport: Who needs transport?
>Coolest experience: Eating.
>Scariest thing you've ever done: Go to the vet. Duh!
>Fave thing to do in summer: Sprawl on the floor and pant.
>Fave thing to do in the winter: Curl up in a defiant ball next to the heater.
>Character traits I look for in a person: Willingness to share food.
>Special skills or talents: Versed in spectacularly clumsy leaps from couch to glass table. Am also a trained Feline Alarm Clock: will slam my bulk into your head or step on YOUR balls (since I haven't any) at 3 a.m. Can land without hurting myself after being thrown unceremoniously from bed at 3:01 a.m.
>What I want to be/do: I don't understand this "do".
>Denomination: Epicurean Eunuch --
Natalia here.
Sorry about that, folks. I tried to stop him, but the damn cat pressed the "save" button before I could get him away from the mouse. At least I intercepted him before he got into the drippy "Fave this, fave that" section.
Man, I gotta change my password.
Natalia
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"Keeping the 'evil' in 'medieval'" }:)