Make shure you get a student ID from prospective dates. Do the typing thing. Clerical skills are HOT! If you can get your speed 'round 40-50wpm with very few errors, chicks will be beating a path to your tent flap. No sin, no pennance.
I did it with a lamb a black lamb and with a lamp too. I did it on a rain, in a train with dr sus. well thats all. goodbye from me and rosie (the lamb).
Taking the good doktors name in vain is SIN! Fucking livstock, however, is pennance, so you're absolved.
I passed up the chance to have easy-cheeze (tm) licked off of my chest... and perhaps lower.
That's a tough one. get ye to a pub and partake of liquer. With each pint emptied, I want you to reflect on what you have denied yourself.
I lost my faith in "Bob" after a long bout of alcohol and drug abuse, I now hack paint and chase cars at night for penance and just plain recreation, am I on the right path?
You're doing fine. That path is one way straight back to the GRIP of "Bob". What you misstook for loss of faith was clearly your salvation.
I have been internetting for one hour now.
One hour!?! you'd better check your clocks. Time control is only one of JHVH-1's ploys to keep you distracted while his brain eating monsters advance.
I have wasted too much time on the net when I should be in bed next to my sweety!!
Damn straight! "Bob" wants you fornicating! We may need your sexual energy to power our vessels on X-day. Keep in form.
I bought a Scott and liked it!
That love for your fat-tired friend is just the first step toward salvation. The next one is liquer.
Well, I hate my job now so I hate myself and feel a big ol' hanging creative void. but that's not why I want to confess. I've never had a confession of spiritual sorts before and you mentioned weird so I thought this would be the best outlet. I wanna win the lottery.
First of all, I don't get this job hate = self hate deal, however, you are on the right track. You need to explore and unleash your creHATEivity. Let it fill that void and fuel your conquest of the world, then you won't need loto. If you do hit the right numbers however, I want a piece damnit!
I've polluted the environment and had unclean thoughts. I had the thoughts first, and then I polluted the environment.
Save a tree, drink your pee (TM).
It's a real pretty page you got, li'l fella! come on over and see the worship we're putting up. I'm the lone female in a patriarchal monopoly but the elders are all swell and are quick to point out my superiorities. They don't even snicker when I have to do that "lid off jar" or "box on high shelf" girliness. oh...confess something....I almost forgot. I want to be McGod!
So...McGod huh? You've got it. You're my ShorDurPurSav. 'Course by the time you read this it'll probably be an elevator or a pack o' Smak Raman. No sin. No penance.
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