You've Reached Bastable's
Prime Choice, Grade-A List of
Cheesy B-Level Celebrities' Home Pages
Can't wait for her next crappy movie of the week? There's schlock-a-plenty at the official home page of that "consummate entertainer," Ann-Margret.
Candy Boy singer Sam Harris encourages you to send "Sam-A-Grams" to your friends and download files of him singing showtunes. You don't have to be gay--but, god, it helps.
Soap actress Leigh Taylor-Young's site brags about her "impressive acheivements," which include decades of schmacting--from Peyton Place to Sunset Beach.
Punky bluester Eric Bogosian decries Gen X even as he plugs into it.
Tom Wopat. (Tee-hee!)
Author Peter Straub thinks websites can we scary. Check out the evil eye.
Investigate the Faustian bargain Dr. Quinn made to win everlasting beauty at her www.janeseymour.org. Which, incidentally, is what most men have when they lay eyes on her.
The impossibly vain Ragtime star Brian "My Friends Call Me Stokes" Mitchell. Hogs both RAM and the stage.
He wasn't born in a hot tub; he just looks that way. Find out what the 'A' stands for in A Martinez.
Here's a guy who's not nearly as cheesy at his TV shows: Robert Urich. Cool because there's a button for his health update, and he uses his website to remind people to get cancer checkups.
A truly weird-looking TV actor who gets off on being a teen heartthrob (even posting his cushy but not-so-bad poetry online), Boy Meets World's Rider Strong.
Former Baywatch bohunk Jaason Simmons. Click soon, because his career won't be lasting long!
Lamont Bentley, of Moesha's sharply limited fame, hosts his own "Home Page for Your Home Boy," which describes him as possessing a "congenial smile and precious pup-sounding chortle." Um... Word?
Robin Shou's credits include Mortal Kombat, Beverly Hills Ninja and this web site no one cares about.
ER's resident giant, 6-foot, 7-inch Abraham Benrubi is B-level celebrity who also collects comic books. Does that cancel things out and make him cool?
Click and deliver: Edward James Olmos wants you to visit his "Information Network." Especially if you can hire him. (Mexican Mafia need not apply.)
Don't call it a web page. It's Greg Evigan's Internet Studio. "What you may not realize is that Greg started out in music." That's right: He's so talented he abandoned a solo career to do B.J. and the Bear. (Includes a German-language version...of course.)
Qualifying rules: Web sites must be official. No fan pages. Nothing by film companies, channels or studios. Void in Kentucky.